Sonntag, 19. Juli 2009

Friends Don't Let Friends Drown In The Swamps Of Sadness.


Anyway, where was I, the air is so fresh and smells like rain and so on and so forth. Lost in thoughts, I pick up random items on a shelf just to put them onto another. Rembrandt enters the apartment. He‘s got a spare key that he talked me into giving him several months ago. Can you believe that somebody is actually naming their kid Rembrandt? I sure laughed the first time I heard it. Actually, his name bares a good amount of irony. He wouldn‘t be able to prepare Maccaroni and Cheese if the instructions were printed on the box as a cartoon. Which they are. His room is furnished with a sofa consisting of beer crates.
„Know what I thought about doing?“ I turn around towards the door. There he is, jumping on one leg while struggling with unlacing his shoe. The scene makes me smile.
He goes on. „I figured that if I had a lefty day once a week, it would stress my other brain half and make my thinking processes more complex.“
„A lefty day?“
„You know, days where I do everything with my left hand that I would normally do with my right hand. Everyone should do it from time to time.“
„Now where did you pick that up?“
„The guy I worked for today told me about ambidexterity. I guess he is a psycho-physio-something. Did you know the Neanderthalians could write simultaneously with both hands?“
„They didn‘t even have a written language, Rem.“
„Yeah, and I suppose they didn‘t have pencils either.“
I decide to not comment on that.

3 Kommentare:

W* hat gesagt…

hihi

AutumnLuis hat gesagt…

i love the name Rembrandt....

svennnn hat gesagt…

im ambidextruous when it comes to certain things like writing, cutting with a knife, at dinner table, juggling :D